I rate the following post as R-18 for language and ... well, you get the picture.
There is now a reason why you should brush up on your English because lately, a person with bad grammar and bad writing skills and a porn imagination so WRONG just started a an online meme going around the internet. If you are Brickhousebunny21 then I AM talking about you.
This all started when this blog featured an out-of-this world Pokemon story. But it's not just ANY old Pokemon story. Being entitled "Adopting A Cute Bear Cub", you would've never guessed that the story tells about — ready? — a girl having sex with her 8-year-old teddy bear pokemon (teddiursa) named Buster! It's a combination of pedophilia, bestiality and wrong grammar.
Out of curiosity, I checked out the story. And it was so WRONG in many, many levels! Aside from an eighteen year-old girl relieving her self with an eight-year old adopted pokemon, tehre are other things that are so... urgh.
First off, the main character (May) referred to her breasts as "MILK JUNKIES". If he was starting to coin a new term for boobs, breasts or mammary glands then it was EPIC PHAIL. And why the hell does a girl talk to a pokemon about "seeing her milk junkies", for crying out loud! And why the hell would a pokemon be aroused by anything else but a pokemon!? The story crosses, violates and discards the borders of life!
Buster (the 8-year-old teddiursa) called May "MOMMY"... All the time, which was when he met her, when she took him home, when they were plainly talking, during foreplay, during sex, during orgasm—what the hell is WRONG with the author of this story?
And finally, a two-inch pokemon has a six-inch cock!? You're INSANE!! What the hell do female teddiursa's HAVE that aids them in breeding, may I ask!? Enlighten me. PLEASE.
It's just so WRONG, it's FAMOUS.
Brickhousebunny21 found out eventually about this going on. Fueled by rage, injured pride and his wonderfully flaming grammar, he left a comment on said blog post and from where I quote:
Brickhousebunny21 said:If he wanted people to cease giving "attention" to his story then, congratulations, he did it!! Now his comment is as famous as his story. If he wanted to command respect and instill ph33r then, like his story, it's an EPIC PHAIL. He seems to be good at "epic phailing".
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I'm so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I'll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Yiffstar and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?
Apparently some other blog talked about this and Brickhousebunny21 STILL found out and said:
Fisrt, nobody checks spellling on the internet!!!! SEcond, I"m only in high school, so give me a fucking break!!! Third, I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!
Now if you were a tad bit clever, you'd know better than NOT check your spelling and/or grammar AGAIN. Why? Because people LVOE making fun of it especially when you claim to be "the best of the best" yet have trouble with capital letters, punctuation marks, swears a lot and makes one of the most horrifying and disturbing pedo-bestial fan fictions I've read. "The best of the best". Oh, dear, yeah, we believe you... SO MUCH.
Okay, so before I kill off one of my blood cells from laughing, let's analyze Brickhousebunny21's side. He's mad because his story got raped. It was posted/featured in a bad way without his/her consent and his "awesum" skills were criticized by low-life mongrels who know better English than him. He thinks his story is TOO GOOD to be featured in a BAD way.
Well, boo-frickity-hoo!
Analyze. How many people out there write fanfiction without proper grammar but don't get features like this? It's because the grammar isn't the issue. Wrong grammar is not exactly funny but if you combine it with a highly disturbing idea then you have a laughing stock of the cyber world. I mean, human girl talking dirty while having sex with a teddiursa calling her "MOOOOOOMMY!" during orgasm... WTF!? Or do animals copulate with humans where you came from!?
One thing people should know is that the internet is WIDE. Everything you put up there is subject to criticism. Now there IS a difference between constructive criticism and destructive criticism and that people should use the latter than the former. But not everyone understands that, right? The internet has no definite rules so if you can't handle people like that then DON'T POST ANYTHING AT ALL. If you think THOSE people poking fun at you are immature then at least prove that you are better than them and DON'T do stupid things like what Brickhousebunny21 has done?
PLEASE.
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