If I told you she'd be your girlfriend at a certain price but isn't a whore, would you believe me? Well, you should. I found this picture from Martin's plurk and I quote "That, my friends, is a Dutch-made life-size sex doll. Awesomely and creepily realistic"
I ditto with the last sentence.
Actually, it's a "Dutch wife doll" made by the Japanese. Why it's called a Dutch anything, well, I don't know but it is, I repeat, a sex doll. For you people who don't get it, it's a doll you're supposed to have sex with.
Among many things including "wtf", the first few questions I popped was "What (teh fcuk) do they do with that!?" Apparently, the doll's name gave me the answer. Now, curiosity ensues. Asking "WHY do they do it with that?" is self-explanatory. People have their urges and whether or not they do it with an object is none of anyone's concern. (I am suddenly reminded of that guy who "molested" a vegetable and some people actually wanted to charge him of "vegetable molestation". Oh, the poor, CUCUMBER's rights!!!) Anyway, what piques me is that exactly WHAT does this doll do? I mean, wouldn't it be overly creepy rocking your self to the epitome of your greatness while looking at something that does nothing but SMILE at you!? I'm sure to some it would look like a go signal for them to go on but wouldn't it also look like, "You fiend, I'm comin' to getcha!!!" ... not in a good way?
Does it talk? Does it move? Does it react? Does it tell you to "GET OFF ME, YOU PERVERTED MONKEY!!" Or does it just slap you senseless till YOU become the doll victim?
But of course, men of the modern world are "wise" and "knowledgeable".They don't make their lovey-dovey dolls out of marble (Oh, Pygmalion, you~!!). They make them out of — guess what — VINYL. *splodes again* Some amateurs are said to have made these wonderful hormonal creations out of fabric. Some of them open at the seams after several usage so from yanking on a doll that consistently smiles at you no matter what you do, you move forward into getting down and dirty with a smiling doll who does nothing but SPILL IT'S INSIDES... WHILE smiling no matter what you do.
........................................................... It's just so WRONG!
Okay, so to be fair, it doesn't just smile. Thought it only has one fixed expression, you can choose if you want a smiling doll, a serious doll or whatever expression doll. But the catch is that IT ONLY HAS ONE EXPRESSION.
...........................................................I TOLD YOU IT'S WRONG!!!!
There's also this pillow thing where you have the life size picture of a porn star or an anime character (oh, dear, NO!!!) with a — *gulps* — a hole. Either I forgot what it's called or my brain just decided not to remember for my own sake. It exists in both genders — male and female — and comes in a VARIETY of species. They even have SHEEP. Yes, SHEEP. Wtf are you going to do with a SHEEP!?!?!
As to how much it costs, I really did not check but you could get a lower quality type that costs around $200-$400. Maybe it's the type that recites a nursery rhyme when you pinch it somewhere??
Of course, technology is advancing. As to my previous questions regarding movement and response, "science" is now developing a new "breed" of these things which can actually respond to its "users" (such a perfect term). I read that there's this version that can actually use wireless headphones... and I doubt they're for mp3.
GUY1 : Hey, nice girlfriend.
GUY2 : Oh, this? This is my mp3 player.
GUY1 : Woooooooaaaah... Cool.
GUY2 : IKR? And get this......... She's WIRELESS.
ME : *shoots self*
So if you're a fan of Saber Marionette J and Chobits..................................... I dare not say anymore.
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